About HazzardAyre Radio And why I write a blog.

 

A few of you will remember this, and a few won't after all many of you were not even a stain on the bed sheets yet, at the time.

After the tragic break up, and it was my fault, but only partly, I had the chance to regain the old homestead, which as usual, Cousin Bud screwed that pooch. Any Flyte, I happened to snag a copy of a tiny want ad paper called Monkey Bizzness. Published by 3D printing of Gooding Idaho, and written and produced, by a real hottie, Named Mickey, who I got VERY acquainted with. So she lost her lease, called me up, sold Monkey Bizzness to the Knytes and the rest well is History. Monkey Bizzness, evolved into the Real Hazzard County Gazzette, and been writing that ever since. If I'm not flying, or toewing, or on the air here at HazzardAyre Radio, I'm writing and producing, the Hazzard County Gazzette. With all the juicy Luci 411 from the Shadows of Hazzard. What they didn't show on TV. 

The thing is, Bro, myself, and the Knytes, made up our minds at the creation of the Club, that our Hazzard County, would be a helluva lot different than what was shown on TV. It was our creation, not CBS TV and the forgetful, ungrateful, cast and all at Warner Brothers Studios or the in Lou Stepp Production's that produced the show, for CBS/Warner Brothers. 

We aimed to have our Hazzard County, to feel real, not just a reel from or on TV. So we brought in a few other things, from the show, like Daisy's shorts, to things we conjured up on our own. As we saw it from the MoonRunners, the pilot movie from which the seed germinated that created the Dukes. Sitch was we wanted to be a bit racy, flirty, a little dirty, but still in good taste. We called ours: The Knytes-of-Dixie, again the rest is history.

We must have been doing something right. We started with about 10 fresh members. Once OUR General Lee, was featured in the publication,(Custom Rodder, Feb 1982 ) the fuse was lit, as such, that 10 members grew into what is now near 30 million members strewn out through 6 subsidiaries, in all 50 states and several foreign nations. Including the UK, Canada, Australia, and a few others. 

Now then HazzardAyre. All the title is, is just like an affiliated network KnyteWolf, which is just Hazzard County Radio, and AyreWolf FM combined. KnyteWolf was created by myself, Andrea Bennett, and another honey, at what was our place at the Wentworth Apartments, Evanston Wyoming unit C-202. Saying did we kick butt would be an understatement. Off the wall, fight the system, anti-establishment, independent thinking radio was and remains us right to today. Ya'll know why we shut down 4 years ago now, and the reasons I'm back here in Etown. With the loss's in Twin Falls of gear and all, it's a slow climb back to our former glory, and altitude. However, we are getting there. 

And that's the way it is, for Saturday, January 2024.

See ya'll overknyte, on: ayrewolffm.com .

so why should I. care?

Every day or most days I get at least one or two notifications from Factbook saying such and such posted this or someone sent me a message.  The trouble is with me being sort of barred from Factbook can't answer or respond on my computer's.  For that matter can't do much on that platform. So what's one to do? I stopped doing Facebook and only am on x.com yup the new Twitter.  X is much more intelligent and informative.  I get what I  need and leave with a smile.

So if you want to find me get me on X. 

Something we are talking about on ayrewolffm.com

We is back. ayrewolffm.com is in seed form.

 

Hey there ya'll.

Going to make the swift and sweet.

ayrewolffm.com is back, and so too in a few days hazzardayrecsa.com will also be back up. Did the go around with frigging GoDaddy and wahlah we is back. Just need to remold it to where it was before. Might have been the call or two from theU.S. State Department and a favor from SECNAV that did it, but we are up. 

More Later.

Who said they were an expert? I have concluded, that in no way will women's pheete smell afoul.

 

Okay then, here we go again. Simply because I was asked this yesterday. The condition of this mission is that from very close and personal research that Women's pheete will not stink, or stink as in afoul. It's called Feremones, To guys a women's pheete, smell of a husky musky, aroma, not a sweat-laden peweville episode. From this question came, the two-part inquiry, that asked don't I get tired of inhaling the aroma, and what is it about Go-Go Boots? Answers; no I never get tired of huffing pheete, as long as they are in nylon hosiery, and two; had it not been for Go-Go, Boots, there would have never had been an introductory to things Hazzard County, The General, or the Club, that now boasts nearly 30 million members over the span of 6 subsidiaries. See simply put, in 1981 Bro and I were on our way to the Salt Lake/Utah AutoRama. The exhibit for an entirely other ride required White Go-Go, Boots. The roller skating car hop manekin, the thing was overused, plus securing those boots on a platform, with long screws underneath, did the job. In the search for the boots, found Gen, Lee. The rest is history. So yes in retrospect, had it not been for the boots, we all might not be together today as we are.

The smooch of the toe, to do a word play on the two words, TOE and TOW respectively, 

Thus, it has been. Over the years there have been bad model talent trying to pull that off, and there are others who brought the right stuff and attitude for the gig. The fact is, women's pheete do not smell. At least smell bad. At least to guys. 

Yet one can Google this question, to Google Search, and you might get some dorks from sites like Reddit, or Quora. But to do a deep dive into this subject, it has not been done nor serious research done. 

Beyond the phetish, sexual ramifications, treatments for those with a serious oderiffic malady, could be gleaned if there was serious research done. Heck, there might even be an educational research research grant out there for such a task. I will get into our radio dilemma in depth, elsewhere. The reason we are yet to run a mess of shows is A; No Spreaker.com, 2 still need more gears and equipment to make it the best that it can be. And if you're wondering why the other two online networks that are out there for what we combined do, are rushing to better themselves, it's because they know, that the sleeping giant, of HazzardAyre Radio, is awakening. 

None of them, can do what we do, the way they do it. Add to that, I relocated back here to Etown Wyoming for one reason, and one reason only. To rescue LexiBelle 

my toew truck. While the best of the toew season, is all but gone, still her rusting away, at a friends yard is not what she deserves. We did find a shop, but the leasing outfit is taking their sweet time. I for the life of me, can't understand why, the leasing company can't hop in their Toyota electric mini car, and come up here or snail mail me a lease, to get it filled out. Guess I'm the only one that when it's something I want, or need, I go after it. 

See ya'll this afternoon on your cyber(computer) Radio, starting at 13:00 ( 1:00PM ) .

Keep it tween the ditches.

bUT Who really wrote that book? Where is that book? And what makes the writer an expert?

 

When someone says, " Now according to the book, my question is what book? Who wrote that book, And what makes the author an expert? Where is that book? Can you buy that book? Some say that its Holy Scripture, naw, too mundane. Just like some say, that's a bad word, or foul word. Says who? Who said it was a bad word? There are no defining, results if any quotations or scriptures that says a word is bad. Even the so-called the BIG F, word. That word came as under the concept of Fornication, Under Charles the King. The only called cuss word that I see in scripture is, taking the Father God in vain. But shy of that who says, any of the rest are bad words. Who made them bad? Was it a group of Victorian Women gathered for tea, somewhere, that said, These are the Words you should not say because they are dirty. What made them dirty? Was it, because they were spoken of in a mud pit? Who the dern tootin, called em cuss words? Why do we call them Cuss words? The word Cuss is Latin But it has nothing much to do with an evil meaning. 

Getting back to that Book.

What book? For that matter, if some legal type says they are going to throw the book at you, What book? How heavy is that book? Since if they are going to throw it, it must be light. And what book are they going to throw at you? 

So is the book instructional? Educational? What? I want to know.

Be sure to catch my show on air at noon today on KSOA AM 1240 Etown Wyoming, and online at ayrewolffm.net 

L8R Aviators.

 

Ah for the days of old, old radio , old skool towing, old skool Marine's.

 

One weekend gone. The weekend went fast, and most of the month. Although one can't complain. If you do no one will listen to you let alone, hear what you say. It's called selective amnesia, or selective forget-it syndrome. Most remember, just don't want to remember what they remember.

Alrighty then: 

Face it the days of old-skool, broadcasting is over. When I started, you went into the studio, ALONE, select your music. Lined up the carts, aka cartridge tape machines with the ads your assigned, ripped, and read the latest news and weather. The rest of the night, it was party time. Today, it's having to hire a secondary person to be in the studio or an enclosure. Search YouTube for your music for your show, and forget about local news. Shit, they have someone on a network, in Bulgaria, somewhere doing news. But then you have to get the edit for the graphics done for the video, as with tech as it is, especially online radio, your listeners want to see you, not just hear you. So your secondary co-pilot has to have a bit of eye candy, and window dressing appeal. Oh sure a guy can sit in there with ya'll, but that's too queer, and I don't do queer. I rather like the smell of vagina and vulva, myself, along with the essence of nylons on corn chip smelling pheete. 

With all that said, I would not leave radio for any amount of money, or status. Broadcasting especially radio has been damn good to me and I ain't jumping off this flatbed for no one. 

So what about Towing and/or Flying? Winter except for serious short days means snow round these parts. Unlike fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters don't like snow, ice, or cold. So it's towing. Although I go out and climb the burning blue when days allow, but shy of that, it's towing. And while I want to be snagging and dragging, fact is LexiBelle, still needs a heart ( Engine) transplant, so she's out of commission, and until I can DRUM up a facility to do fixing of same, as well as,  the rest of the fleet, most are still servicing Eastern Utah, Southeastern Idaho, From Malad, Idaho, to Soda Springs, all the way back to Hazzard City, the fleet is a bit tied up right now. So I again do radio when not in the air in the Lady, I'm on the air inside your radio as well as wherever you get your podcasts and Web-based radio.

Now then. On the subject of The Confederate Marines as well as the USMC. The first does act and operate as old skool Marines. The latter? Not so much. Recruitment numbers are low, few want to step in front of a 50-cal shell or fly into harm's way. The Confederate Marines, are always at the ready when the call comes, and despite our ruff and tuff persona our byrds are armed, field, and ready to launch. Here lately more than usual. Our Marine Corps is also a volunteer, outfit as a subsidiary of The AyreWolves Aviation Association. Many join us, but few are accepted. The old slogan the few, the proud goes deep here. When I got my kneecaps smashed into an AV-8's dashboard, I did not retire from the Corps. I just put on a different uniform, BTW was doing PT the other day, it took all I had to do 30 push-ups. I think I need more PT, and that means; Push away from the table. 

We as a group/organization, are just about ready to relaunch our station here and all, just waiting on a console. Which I have bought 3 times. Yet for the life of me, UPS/FEDEX can't find for some darn reason 528 County Road in Evanston Wyoming. Shute, It's the same damn plaza as Monkey Shines Car Wash. The taco crappers can find us, yet the delivery people can't find us. Really, one did, couldn't wait till I got off the throne, and left a delivery attempt later note. So they aren't stupid. Again it's not that they don't know, it's that they don't want to know.

Now then; finally. I may be losing it but, everytime that the furnace kicks on, I hear, or think I hear, the intro to StarTrek Next Gen. Could it be that I'm picking up RF from local cable(not the first time I've had that sitch)? Or is it that at times my soul wants to boogey away from here? 

Whatever it is; I gotta get a grip. Two last items here: 1: What is that sweat that builds up between your belly and lower regions? You know, your waist? And why does it smell so rotten? Hey, I am into women's pheete and nether regions, but this is really bad. Yes, I do have a dry and warm place, through my office. The office however is not equipped with a shower or tub. And I'll be a Gaul dern Lincolnite if I'll ever go into the Pilot/Flying J, here. Both of them. 

What happened? That in my next entry, and tune me in overnight on www.ayrewolffm.net 

  

     

it happened just that way.

So there I am on the computer when all of a

 Sudden the beattery in my mouse just died. Wouldn't you just finger that? It'd quit right no now, so access. To my computer is zilch . No computer no radio show. 

So just here at  ight early in the morning.  Kind of a bummer. 

See ya'll on the backflip.

Patrick@ayrewolfaviation.com 

AyreShaq Weekend Edition

 

Well, we made it through the week. All Quals has been excellent this past week, except for a few mishaps during formation air flyte but in full WolfPack tradition greatness.

This coming week looks like a stay in the Hangar and the Ayreshaq week. They closed much of our roads and us revoked flyte clearance so it's radio werx time and file updation by yours truly.

Byrds need to be fed, watered, and groomed so the Hangar crew is going to be hot and heavy-breathing this week.

I'm making this morning's writing to invoke some thankfulness to all those untiring, without-fanfare ladies and grunts, in the towers. Yes ATC. ATC crews work 25/7/365 keeping us safe while we fly. While not all our ports of call and rest have manned towers, still those that do, those stress-fed crews are indispensable .

Last but not least in this mornings howling, is a real award-winning gal who is employed by the Uinta County Sheriffs Department Evanston, Wyoming.

Christmas Eve, she did a gif over fuzz band radio, on an ATL for Santa Claus. Point by point, not missing a beat, and seemingly 

 seriousness and no chuckling keeping us entertained by reciting all of that. She put my Stepson Leroy completely to sleep. In fact, it was Leroy that came in the ready room, here, saying that the local cops were going to bust Santa Clause.

To this end, I am commissioning an award trophy something to be given to that young dispatcher. Heck, she even was better than NORAD. 

I didn't do radio as normal, as I'm awaiting for funding for this radio werx op to buy a new console and furniture for the studio here. The Squadron office is still slated to being in the Wells Fargo building here in Evanston, Wyoming, 5th floor.

Until L8R Aviators

All Biden is doing is:Biding his time. And what do we know about Kamala Harris?

If your sitting at home or in your press box like I am you have to ask what do we know about the reserve forces?

All the Rebubes are out thumping their chests, but what about their running mates? We know the front runners, but what about the supporting casts?? 🤔 Now that said, what about the incumbent Vp? Kamala Harris? Absolutely nothing. She may come off like a dits, but I think should she decide to run, hate to say it, but she has my vote. Many folks from through out our Confederate brethren were  all about Trump. The thing is, the Confederacy was all about Democrat 

Party. Even look at when Cooter ran for Congress. He being a Democrat. And he might have made it another term had Newt not beat him by just 40 votes. Newt is a Repube. Any more I don't support one party over another. Until the Confederacy says they or we are rolling out a candidate I ain't voting. That D.C. septic pond is cleaned up. And too many holding onto those Guvment dollars that are coming to them each month that are scared to udder a word.

Just some of what we are ratchetjawing  about on this evenings show on Ayrewolffm.

Patrick@ayrewolfaviation.com 

But the longest has the same kick as the fine cut version, and a serious kick it is.

So I  haul my cookies over to the neighborhood Maverik store here.

Guy behind the counter hardly speaks Dixie English, so I ask for Skoal Wintergreen Fine cut. The guy looked like a kid at Lagoon shooting balloons 🎈, couldn't get it. So he hands me the long cut and out the door he goes.

Okay I know the stuff will stunt my grouth, kill my teeth and cure warts. Get's rid of ring worms so some of it can't be all that bad. My  Uncle Dell got me stayed consuming smokeless tobacco at age 6 and have had a can close by ever since

Started with Happy Days mint fine cut.  Upgraded to Skoal when found it was the only blend available on a floating Airport, so started using Skoal exclusively.  

Now of course the former religious pinstitution says it's against doctrine. It says tobacco is for sick animals.  Okay, I'm a sick Wolf. Everbthink that it is medicinal?  Helps me cope with Stupid all day long, so it must be for me. Plus- ever hear of an old church authority that lives long and don't have health problems? My Uncle Dell lived to near 80 years old and he dipped most of his life.

Do you know why that instution gave the shove off? Because of the fact I used church assistance too many times.

Greedy bastards anyway.

IT'S WHAT'S ON THE menu on the swing shift on ayrewolffm.com starting at 13:00.

Watch the movie Parker on tuby< TV. 

Patrick@ayrewolfaviation.com 

but honestly honey I didn't but wanted to.

Is it a full moon out tonight or just the crazies out?

Local law enforcement has been a bunch busier than I  have for a long time. 12 domestic calls, 10 whacko calls, all women BTW, but only three wrecker calls. 2 were ours 1 other Jim's  got called.

Going to roll in the short couch, catch some zz's and be on the air around 07:00. After tonight, I'm staying ready to toew. 

TaTa.

Patrick@ayrewolfaviation.com