Monday, September 12, 2022

OMG it's dern near midnight, welcome to AyreWolf Chronicles

 


Welcome to AyreWolf Chronicles. We have been updating our operation to a more advanced mode. Once it was just a bunch of us wyng nuts getting together to restore old vintage warbirds and vintage military helicopters. That won't change but there's a different flip side to it all. As a companion subsidiary of the Hazzard County Knytes, we have to set a slightly elevated status, so we refired up Rode-Wolf Toewing, and as such reinstalled the Rode Wolvez Association as that unit's posterior. 
Okay pinups, models and tush.
We recruit constantly women of a better than better look and personality, so that we can do calendars, videos and pinup posters posing with our restored Warbirds and Helicopters. Moreover, these images are then transferred to the aircraft as what was once called Nose-Art. That doesn't mean tattoos. However, the Pickins for such are mighty slim. Some get the toew smooch, most think it's a freaky deal, but it is only a comedic thing to draw attention to the concept we are ready and able to tow any vehicle you are driving when it breaks down or involved in a wreck etc. It's not for me getting my jollies kneeling down and huffing and kissing some stenchy phoote. That toew smooch is such a tiny piece to the gig. While it may be freaky and all, a gal that can come to the home office, whip off her heels and say have at it are the kind of women we want to work with. Why? If they are not intimidated of a simple toew smooch, then just about anything else can and able to perform weird things that we do in front of the camera, or in the radio studio. The toew smooch may be freaky, but it's saved our butts more times than I can count. I have had, only 5 younger women, that have past that test, the rest push back and are never heard from again. 
Seams as though most women are very protective and all about their Pheete. Pheete are for their significant other and no one else. Even if they are doing a photo session.
I preffer nyloned pheete, to bare feet. Nylon hosiery keeps body sweat off of very expensive paint applications on the rods, kustoms as well as vintage ayrecraft. Heels are seldom worn. A sharp heel through a canvas wing, that then needs replaced after the photo session, is big money. This we have to pay for not the owner of the ayrecraft. So, I always want to see the model applicants' toes and pheete at a interview. The other reason I prefer nylons on the gals is that nylons cover and smooth out the look of the pheete. Not to mention sucks in a slightly oversized applicant. 
With that most depart, to nowhere land and that's it. 
On the Radio Gig.
I haven't assembled that back together since we moved from the old Times News Building 6 months ago. Reason can't convince any local internet access provider that has the bandwidth, we need to revive our accounts.
Sparklight wont, and Lumen/CenturyLink wont. What I have now just does not have the horsepower. Plus, with us moving the HQ of ayrewolffm.com to Salt Lake City, why reassemble everything if I have to take it all apart again for that move. So ayrewolffm.com is on hold for now. 
In my next installment I'll talk about our experiences with the Olive Garden, and Red Robbin.
Till then keep the wyngz level.