What would it be like if:?

 

If you ever scratch your butt, or behind your ear, or even your crotch, do you ever smell your fingers or your hand? I'm reminded of that commercial for some deodorant a few years back where the wife gets so annoyed, and it shows people doing a sneak sniff. Seems as if I do that, and yet try to locate that ad, or find out other concepts that align with that thinking. Not on Google, nor Yahoo, and certainly Facebook. Not saying Facebook is to blame after all the platform is not a serious search engine, It does a very quik crawl but that's it. 

So whilst getting things to air yesterday, I went up to snag some serious pain meds up yonder at Smith's. Which they don't understand that if you only have one thing someone is buying there, such as my prescriptions, yet because they no longer stock my Saborico Yogurt, I don't shop much there on food. I usually just drop by Albertson's and be done with that. Now I'm grateful to the Head gurus at Albertson's as albeit the smaller bottle, and even though it's not in their normal inventory, still they get me my yogurt. This is something called simple retailing. Give people what they want and even though it's not your normal inventory, what's wrong with special-ordering it for someone? So there I was went in snagged my prescription at Smith's, came out and the General did not want to start. Now yes it could be I was out of gas, due to the fact that the fuel gauge don't work. So have no idea, but this has been a constant for many moons. So it might be time for a new pump, and sender, etc. Now it's really not that it's a big job, nor not one I can't do, but having a second helper, here wouldn't be bad either. So I inquired to my dear friend Rick on the matter. He answered, but had a bit of hesitancy. At least I'm not too far away from all the resources, from the parts themselves which are not that expensive, it's just the fact I gotta hoof it all over, guess, it serves me right. Neglecting Mini Wolf for a year and a half, so no second horse. Now for the What would it be like if? I would crap my pants if Emmy Picasso, 

ever really showed up here? First after the coronary, because of that being so far-fetched, that it begs the cosmos. Or getting notice that my Step Brother Steven, being found and returning to America. That would be a shock for both of us considering all the fuddled up goings on for the homestead and all. The other one is having Rick or one of a few I got hunting and engine for LexiBelle, 

 and getting her back on the road. I remember I asked my old buddy Rick just to fix the cross-over connections and such for my other fuel tank on the truck, that one of his sort of kin messed up, in the first place. I know, Rick was trying to do what was needed and all, and I thank him immeasurably but do as I ask, not just what you think is needed. Plus Rick has had 18 tons of manure in his world as well. Last but not least, What would it be like? If in fact, any of the early morning wake you up TV news shows would do two things, not repeat the same stories, and once without it being a calamity, to say what weather is going to be like here in the Mountain West. Even Boise. It's no wonder why folks in Minnesota, are pissed, and why even as I'm speaking here, that several of our Mountain Western states are looking at to succeed from the union. 

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