wHY IS sUNDAY A DAY OFF, AND nEW yEARS?

 

Why is Sunday a circa Holiday? And why is New Year's Day a Day off? It's called the Corporate Club. And you ain't in it.

Why is New Year's a day off for everyone in these U.S. of A. States? So what another year gets swept out of the carpet People go get drunk, try to operate a motor vehicle, hit some innocent person, and get's a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile, Back at the toew shop we wait for these people to come in lallygagin, about how much the storage fee is, they must think we get a state or federal government stipend or something. So then it's dicker time. They always try to get a lower rate, or a free be, and even piss and moan about that. Of course let's not forget the Aviators, who go out get snookered up, then try to fly. Really you say? Yup, dern tootin, except now the thing is picking up human body parts or a  mangled dead body, with flying as in aviation, there are no second chances. Now I'm not going to bark about not drinking, hell I love a good glass of Jack Daniels, don't have a taste for beer anymore. Unless I have a bad stomach ache, flattened beer cures that up real quick. But people lose complete sanity if they had any at all, and try to fly a chopper or fixed wing byrd. Penalties are quite strict and stern, for drinking and flying, but many air heads don't think, and kafooey, The crash. Now it's up to people like me that goes out, and collects aircraft parts, of some sweet byrds, and for what? Drinking a bunch to impress some squeezy at some bar somewhere. Then they try to fly. Sure the Knytes-of-Dixie not long ago was thinking of opening an air bar. Thing is, the liability issues of serving cocktails, knowing that the customer is going to get snockered and try to fly and/or drive. They get injured or killed, or kill someone else then sue the drinking establishment. It's nearly as bad as suing a gun dealer after someone pulls out heat. Except, that was intended. Most don't intend to hurt other people when they drink and drive and/or fly. But that happens. Bottom line we ain't going down that rabbit hole for nobody. Sorry, Alice. 

Now as I close to hit the rack for a few hours till Church, I know many go out and get a shotgun and fire it in the air at the stroke of midnight when the day turns into the beginning of yet another year on this third rock from the sun. Please if you're going to do that, do it in such a way, that is away from any returning, or retired military. A loud bang like that, makes many of us suffering from such things as PTSD, jump out of our skin. Also, make sure Precious and or Fido is tucked away from the noise. That rattles their brains as well. 

Tonight's show, mystery at Sand Hollow. 

TTYL8R Aviators

 

I hate Monday's.

 

I just hate Monday mornings and that of a Monday means all the drunks coming in so we can release impounded rides, from the txic to just merely toxic. They get arrested, the perp/drunk goes to jail we end up storing their car or vehicle for a weekend .

Then it's all the joys or horioursE people that bark worse than a Coyote on the desert. All want their respective rides but, think we should give them the vehicle without payment. Sorry tow companies need money from you when we do our gig for you. Unlike Ambulance, Fire Apparatus and cops get Federal subsidies. Towing get it from you. 

On Overnight.

Good Numbers to ya'll

we got r did. too bad our sys didn't record it.

Started good last night but old software on big daddy computer did capture it, but I'm sure it's in a goofy.file somewhere . Okay. Been wrestling with a couple of stitches and trying to discern if I should pursue.

Couple of fillies at church has me a bit Twitter pated. One is trying to be a songstress , trouble is one can't hardly hear her sitting in the pews. If the want is there maybe we get her in studio? Stranger shit has happened here.  Then there is one who seems hotter than a Saturday night special. Always in fashion, and seems like flying life solo. So going to do a   bit of sniffing to see. I say sniffing such AS my 4 legged canine cousins do.. According to some glancing research I have done on the subject humans have the scent glands just buried inside the Anus cavity.  These scent glands can help ascertain if she is breed stock or not. 

Is church the place for romancing ? Depends on who you ask . I say yes. 

That being that, -I'm hitting the rack.

patrick@ayrewolffm.net

 

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Turn your cyber radio on, and when are we ever going to get a decent Postal service that delivers?

When the suitcase wouldn't be enuff. Now for some WolfPack News. First the radio op in Evanston here is near to being time to take off. Most of the gear is secure, what we don't have yet will be snagged in a month or two. Had this one gizmo that even them saying so, can find the Wolf's Den. The excuse is both the Post Office here, as well as the delivery outfits such as IPS and Fedex, say they can't find the Wolf's Den. Okay part of it was I was giving the wrong address numericals. But even a digit off, finding us is as easy as Sheriff Roscoe chasing themDuke boys. 

Evanston, Wyoming being sandwiched in between both Utah and Wyoming, many think Evanston is part of Utah. It ain't, It's Wyoming. Near everyone here knows everyone else's business. 

So locating the only operation locally managed radio station, even cyber radio station. As we say it, We are not a podcast, We are a above and beyond web based radio station and network. But some just don't get it. That's fine, since the ones the station is programmed for are tuned it. Nobody and I mean NOBODY, does radio like we do. 

The station itself will be live on, 25/7/365 once we have hired and trained enough on air baby sitters. Still leaning on the stockinged 

super hottie as prime choice for being on air here, once that's done KAWR and KSOA will be radio Active all the time. Trouble is few peoples around here are willing to step up to the plate,or as it is in this case, Step up to the microphone. Prepping for the early morning haul, starting at 04:00 that's 4:00 am for you none military types, be here. search ayrewolffm.net you'll find us there.

L8R AVIATORS

aYRE sLYDE dOMESTIC Cleaning up the manure

 

Same Shyte Different day. Woke up this morning with my toe in my mouth. While I cravely adore pheete, still I'd rather have that phoote attatched to a hot red head super honey and not me. 

Been a lot of manure over flowing for some time here. Weather has grounded us shy of a med evac, LexiBelle still needing my attention. However at least albeit skimpy the radio gig is flying. The only things missing is a demo reel from Radio.co as well as Cheapcast. All parts of this operation is set in stone under the umbrella of HazzardAyre. Including but not limited to: Ayrewolffm. Thought we had that corked but GoDaddy just keeps dragging along and we still need a carrier host, so it ain't soup yet but its beginning to boil. Between Ocotober through today I'll bet I have spent the total of so far $8k just to get this up to where it is now. Sure, the kidnapped holding for a ransome the rest of my radio gear in Twin Falls, is hurting me right now, but we'll muddle through. It's a simple philosity of the Marine Corps. And especially the Confederate Marines, that an obstilcle is just a sitch that can be overcome, go around the sides, dig underneith, fly overhead. The UCSMC 

has no give it up MOS. as such , since GoDAddy wants to fart around we took a different route and set up ayrewolffm.net through Webadore. I really get agitated when some dork at some big TECH outfit like Go Daddy, Facebook and the like tgink that we are borderline treasonise Which in real flight pattern our goul, is to get rid of the rif faff in D.C. as well as nationwide preventing tyranny. What that does is give those idiotic frat boys, that take n a call center spot and try to diagnose the problem. And get a real call back. That don't happen. It is for certain, that our agenda, makes those spoiled brats, nervouse. So what do they do? Delete our posts and push usual support of the WofPack, back ten paces So the WolfPack members have to dig into our own pockets to keep things flying. If you think it's easy, I'd like even 1 maybe two people outside of the WolfPack, to step in. It's do the sgow,, then work up the featured billboard for that mornings or overnights show. I spend at least 4 hours or better either in prep, or post of the show. i/e The Network.

Of course nothng lands like it should. Feels at times that I'm landing an F4U, on a floating airport. 

Any flyte, got thngs to do.

L8R Aviators

AyreTymez Domestic

Usually, I have a ton and a half of projects going all at the same time. Why? It's not that I need extra stress, or that releef of my breefs is not warranted. Heck the last time that I got down serious about any kind of mating rituals was in 2001 in Layton, when some gal on MySpace, the old MySpace said she was coming out to see me. RIGHT!! Like I've heard that before.

The udderance usually is followed by can you send me a gift card? Phone Card, or some other source of currency to secure their loyalty. Its always a rip off, and one I won't subscribe to again, but I'm getting off my vector here.

Thing is; I was on MySpace, and this bug-eyed gal from Jersey, says she wants to join up with me. Okay, not thinking anything about it, here she came. Arrived in Layton Utah by Taxi, at the worst snowstorm in Layton Utah history, as I was just settling into a warm relaxing bubble bath.

So stockings and all, we spent a good week, of mating. The thing is I scrubbed that, when she spent 80% of the rest of her time, hustling up other guys on that MySpace. That was the last episode of domestic mating I have done since. Even the other day when that was nearly a condition, I had muscle spasms that I couldn't then nor now explain. So with that said, 

I created a couple of groups on good old facebook, which is becoming about as much outdated as the old Myspace. 

The Group is called Casual Ayre.

Casual Ayre is a place where us with our head in the clouds, and butt planted in a cockpit, can go to just express ourselves about things we just find interesting, obscure, and even just pleasurable. Where did you fly to, today? How was your annual FAA phys? Do women's flPheete smell? Even things as ridiculous as why does Utards drive so dern stupid? Basic: 

Any more I'm more fly than toew 

 but I still toew. Hey gotta make cash to buy gas during the winter, when upward momentum at 20,000 feet isn't possible. I take care of the domestic, and business affairs of the WolfPack, as my main MOS. In the rest of my day if I have time I tend to things for and of both OUR Hazzard County, including the Hazzard County Knytes. 

 Since I'm one of the last living founders of such. Sure big Jon, is still President, but Big Jon is in his 70's, and still mowing lawns and golf courses. Why don't the appoint someone else? The President of the club can only be replaced if said sitting President dies. It's easy to get in the organization, the only way out is by the hand of our OSI or at least nature, such as illness. 

What it was, ain't what it is and when fb get's a hard on against you

 

A wise and intelligent person once said, for every road that leads you away from home, there's at least 2 that leads you back. The problem is what do you do when home isn't home anymore? Things slightly askew, costs of simple things like food, housing, go up. Property values change. There's no fixin it.

A few weeks ago, for some obscure reason, the illustrious facebook Artificial Intelligence, took our pages offline. Yup plum off. Put me of all people on a restrictive account status, and still can't access our pages. Not groups, the PAGES. Why? I couldn't for the life of me finger out why. Could it be something I wrote? Must have been. According to the slim amount of 411 I could glean, the post was placed on a follower's timeline. Oops. Did I do that? No. But FB did. So, for two months, no Pages updates, no follow-through on any project involving facebook at least our account. Nothing. But hey its facebook. Cain't live with it, cain't do much without it. Thing is, if this Artificial Intelligence is so intelligent, and facebook soaking up everything about you. Why the pea Picker, cain't the critter, follow with knowledge previously gained elsewhere? 

Which begs the question, and I've threatened to do it many times, but if you did plan a trip, to the silicon town by the bay, went to the gates of all those dorky computer sources and went in with the express idea of doing a Walking Tall imitation, of Bufford Pusser and planted a half sized log of lumber against the cranium, of one of those dorky tech kids' head to correct the sitch with YOUR account, would they let you in? 

Boggles the mind. 

See you all mennyanna

L8R Aviators

It isn't soup yet.

Wonders never cease. Finally got a place for studio. Which means 80% of what we need to do here is near compleete. It has not been an easy flyte, but we got-r-did anywhoose.

Freezing, smelling like the inside of a cattle wagon, mostly of urine of not being able to clean up proper. Then, being the next frontier of exhaustive 6 kissing but again got-r-did.

I do need to thank the crew at the Pilot/Flying J out on Bear River Drive for their kindness. Which brings me to a question and inquiry . If you can siphon funds on the cash benefits side of a EBT/S.N.A.P. card from a bank, and you drop below the $20.00 balance, but still have $11.00 in the account, should you not be able to access those funds? Directly from the merchant your patronizing your SNAP benefits from? According to all sources the answer is yes. However for some unknown obscure reason nope. It's not just Wyoming, or slightly mentally challenged Evanston Wyoming, I've ran into this sitch, even in Utah and Idaho. The fact is  there is insufficient training with minimum wage employees that can't hardly walk and chew Skoal at the same time to figure out there is a cash benefits side of a EBT/S.N.A.P card. Usually, the amount is $30.00 as in Wyoming, or $ 60.00 as in Idaho. The benefit is for transportation, asswipe, and some foods at the store as in the Deli. It's also for diapers for the so inclined, co-pays at the Doctor and or Pharmacists and yes Gasoline. So why can't one use it? Further informational research needs to be done.

All in all, it's been a very rough, sky to fly, but agin, Gitn-It-Did.

L8R Aviators

  

It ain't soup yet, but

It isn't soup yet but, it's bubbling. Redirecting back here Etown was good to me. Although I Nearly goofed up earlier today. got doing my rat killing, and by habit drove out to the Wentworth Apts where I USED to live, parked in front of untT c-202, and it struck me, I didn't live there. [ thou hope to again soon.} more on the site ayrewolffm.com Likewise the webcast located finally on spreaker.com/user/ayrewolf

So spent the last month and near half tripping tulips with this area transient Bishop. He thought he could reverse the sitch with the Church and the dorkscrew in Tweaker Flatts.

I knew that was a reach, but hey they preach and teach but never understand. 

Finding affordable housing for Veterans is a trick left to magicians. mostly because there is no V.A. Rep, in this part of Wyoming. The excuse is, that since Etown here is so close to Salt Lake City, that such things to be required. Except if you happen to be a retired or just discharged Veteran needing assistance but on seriously limited mobility. How about one place that is a sub office or extended office, for V.A. programs and services? 

Just like so many things, The WolfPack never turns away from a challenge, or Jardeesh. It's a banner that sits on the desk of our area commander's desk. It Say's: If the Church Can't, the Cops won't the WolfPack will. The focus of most Marines is one, there is no such thing as a obstacle that can't be overcome. You either find a way over, around, or through it. Air Squadrons are no exception. 

More here Menyanna.

And the most obvious answer is: she has a Vulva and you Don't.

 

Can I do this now?

Waking up on a Friday, to be bitched at, by some femininetile, motel clerk, on a power trip, is enuff for me to come out shooting. Dang it, lady, can I put on my pants first? Seems or should I say Seams.

This gal needs to learn a lot of diplomacy. Okay its afternoon, the rollout of funds to various branches of the Hazzard Syndicate, happens in stages. First designation of a payment, followed by approval of officers both here and deployed. Which can take a lot of time, especially where our still serving Marine Aviators are stationed. Without pinpointing, our guys are halfway around the Earth. It takes a few centons, for the fund request to reach, via email, what the payment is for, to whom, and for what. This is followed by Our officers, to hand carry, the cashier's check, to the wire service, then deposited into an account that only two, have access to, then get paid. It sounds complicated but it's not, but it is time consuming, none the less. So there twazz snoring up a lumbermill when boom boom. First maintenance, okay; need to fix hot water supply. Nope, don't need that, right now. am sleeping. Again, an hour later, boom-boom-boom, knock at the door. They say past payment deadline. Shute lady, I just paid you all but 70 frigging cents of $553.00. So, I sezz, hey let me get dressed. Did she really need to see, Harley that bad? Dang, let me put my pants on. Nope she needs to hold open the dorky door. Normally, depending on gender under those circumstances, a guy remains ROS. Or a lady, if it's a lady they are giving the boot of. Want me to leave? Fine, give me the balance, between Wednesdays payment, and my deposit. This much fuss over $85.00? Really? Twin Falls Idaho is not, repeat NOT, Military Friendly. Dang WOKE Crap.

Now onto the main topic here. 

Ever wonder why, women especially the pornish ones never give an address, or verifiable phone number? Simple; You have a Johnston, and she has a Vulva. Let's break that down a bit, in that, all too many folks, say vagina when speaking of a women's private parts? In reality, your hardly, if at all landing on the vagina. What your stimulating is the vulva. Which makes up of about if not all of the nether regions, of her anatomy. The Vagina has yet to open for play. The Other thing here is that foreplay, is a foreign region. I am a romantic, and after 50 plus years of working with women, models, actress's and 5 times near hitched and 2 really hitched. Your normal glide path of human mating foreplay is usually her breasts, behind(stinkky) , and tittling her crotch. However, if you really want to get her hot and wet, although she might think you're a freak here, 

 but 

It Could be. Be that as it may":

With that said, pheete, is or are one part of her structure all too many guys overlook. Pheete-R-In.

Thing is you see her, her Vulva is alert to you, and when you meld them together, Shazam. And that's why, Women just do not, will not, post a real name, phone,( The off fb etc phone call), or location.  They just don't. Next entry Where to touch and where not too, plus a smell of a different color.

Some folks just Don't know how, and the rest are too dang muleheaded to learn.

 

Said adios to that Brittany on FB. Mostly because she insulted Peggy, Around me you just DON'T DO THAT. As I related earlier, Peggy entered my mortal mind and my immortal spirit, at about age 6. 2nd Grade. I have stuck by her ever since and am always there if she should ever need me. Is she officially mine yet? Nope, that's going to take more emails, fb chats, and person to person, get together. But I don't need anyone unbalancing the effort either. Which is why I need to handle this with kid gloves, and not get in a big rush. Bashful as she is, she spooks easy and runs. Just got to let her come out in the wyld, then make my approach. In the meanwhile, I'm making myself as presentable as possible. Likewise my entire operation, as polished as a new quarter. 

Now then, this Brittney, is starting a podcast, and trying to build a network. I don't think this Brittney, is dancing with this guy creating that network, on a fully professional basis. My suspicion, is there's a bit of heavy cuddling involved there. The fact is this, I started with a smaller than small, control board, a mic and two cassette decks, in a grungy house just outside of Heyburn Idaho, in 2012. HazzardAyre officially went on the air, in 2013, and been there ever since. Thing is as many of you know, its came with a lot of sweat, worry, expense and craftsmanship, that has us on 20 Mountain West radio stations, including our own, 3 webcast networks, one of is our creation, and come Spring of this year we will be on XM/Sirius Satellite, so when this Brittney asked for some advice, I was glad to. Thing is, even after I gave her our phone number, no call or email, nor text. Like Bro always said, if you lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink, and if you hold the horses head in that bucket, all its going to do is drown. 

Of course, there are a few, that want to learn this alternate profession I'm in, but very few. They think they know it all, fact is, they have no clue. Of course, there are things, that we do on ayrewolffm.com and hazzardayrecsa.com that few do, we go after news and news stories. Most area broadcasters think they are reporting the latest news, thing is they report, only what their corporate network people tell them too. We all have heard and seen all the junk and narcotics coming up over our southern border. Fentanyl, is the big one. What the locals didn't tell you is the high-speed pursuit, by our great Idaho State Police of some tacos smuggling in that drug. Nope they left that out. 

Any way much to do l8r today, so I'm in the bunk. 

L8R Aviators

Miracles do happen, ya'll just have to have faith, and: Besides the tada tone where does Microsoft get the rest of them little noises from?

 

Kenny Rogers had a tune out a few years ago, that was the main theme to the movie six pack.

That scenario is playing out its tune, in my world.

See the other day at the time my Doctor told me I should take a nap at. Few of the WolfPack of ya'll were here, Scotty, says, why just not look up her old man, on facebook. Parents of that dominion, always post photos of their offspring. Sure enough, there she was, in all her splendor and beauty. If anything by the numbers she might be getting older, but by looks she's as young as the last time I saw her just clearing LHS. Ever notice? That LHS in Utah, is the only High School, that has a aviation club? Wonder where that came from? Getting off vector. 

So out of the blue there she was, some nosing through some phone listing pages hit on the right one, first time. If this sounds spooky to ya'll is cause it is a bit. From just a mere prompting, Peggy is once again after near 30 years back in my sphere again. Where is this headed? Can't say, but the idea that it just so happens, that where I'm going to go to advanced Mountain rescue flying, is about a 30 mile jaunt to where she is. Too soon to say yes, Way too soon to say nope, another Dead-End. It's my belief that God and Kahless(Klingon, prophet) does not put people on the same wave length for no reason, or that it happens by coincidence. Peggy showing up now, is a sign that some junk in my life is about to change, and change for the better.

The one thing I do know. Of all my pitfalls, course corrections, Lifestyle colapsings, Peggy has been the one constant, since I saw her on that teensy tiny chair at that reading table in Ms. Alex's 2nd grade class, at ole Crestview Elementry in Layton Utah. 

Okay Segment 2:

You've all heard those little tones or sounds inside your Microsoft Computer. Don't matter 98,XP,Vista,7,10. Every one has those little noises. The one I found is Windows Discovery, That is when your computer finds something. It kinda sounds like a tiny critter bird or such. So been researching, where the hail, does Microsoft come up with and decide, or who decides What sounds are going to be in the next version of Windows? Now I'm having about as much success with find that out as I was trying to find Clippy. Correctly said it was called Clippet, but many who grew to like the little guy, call him Clippy,

Of course who could forget the little puppy, Did anyone give him a name? I call him Rover, 

If not, why not?

In any case, I found they both came with the Wizard and a couple others, but was conceived by a guy named Microsoft Bob. Some day I'm going to do up a movie to honor poor little Clippy. 

 Some say he was annoying, me on a long overnight slow radio board shift, Clippy is what kept me from strangling a few idiots, of which this dern town in Idaho, where I am, has a pandemic of Stupid. Like they always say and Twin Falls bares that out, You just can't fix Stupid. 

Nyte Every one.